I am a sucker for comic book movies. I will watch any comic book adaptation that gets released. Sometimes I am rewarded with a great film. Sometimes, I have to suffer through crap like Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. This movie was rather awful. It can only be redeemed by turning it into a drinking game. So instead of a normal review, I present to you the Ghost Rider 2 drinking game. Warning - playing this game may result in alcohol poisoning. I am not responsible for your fate if you choose to tempt it by playing this game.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (aka Ghost Rider 2) - 2012, rated PG-13. My rating: 3 out of 10.
Every time Nic Cage makes crazy eyes - drink
Every time you see Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the screen - drink
Every time you see the original Highlander on the screen - drink
Every time Nic Cage's hairpiece appears in danger of falling off - drink
Every time the film makes reference or shows Ghost Rider peeing fire - drink
Every time you regret having watched this film - drink
Every time you wonder how in the world a film this bad could have been made - drink
Every time you wonder how in the world this film needed two directors when it appears they didn't even use the talents of one - drink.
Good luck not dying!
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